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- Gulf Shores, Alabama
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well today was eventful. i had undergone a deep nostalgia, so powerful it was almost like some kind of deep schizophrenic psychosis. i had recurring dreamlike thoughts of roaming the enigmatic bulletin board systems of newgrounds.com.
so i didnt have any means to browse the internet so i did to horrible things to my family and friends to acquire the money for a cmoputer. today was definitely a day of broken promises. sorry everyperson.
so i fulfilled my dream after i connected the computer i had stolen from office depot (ended up purchasing droogs man) and i also pulled some early 2000's shit and stole my neighbros internet cable shits. was ease/
i connected to newgrounds and it was confuse to navigate thorough. it was all dark and evel and twistid like, like some drunk satanic graphic designer got a hold of shit around here. i was unsettled. it was almost like being stuck in some kind of krazy endless loophole limbo. it was quite awful to find my way to the forums.
but when i got there it was so worthwhile. ahh the Forum i breathesighed/ was great. the forum qwas just as i imagined, beautifully crested elegant pillars of roman and greek design, and many great minds converging in debates for the Greatter Good of our EARTH. i busted down into tear(s)
i roamed around like a total dumbaSS in awe of this place. these guys made me feel like an idiot and i feelt stupid cuz i was kinda new i mean i been before but i aint never realyl made a name for myself. reason i left in first place cuz of crazy methdealer scared me outta hear with the threatens. was scare/
but i realize this was Time of New Oppurtunities (TM) (R) and i decided i could be hooever i wanted tio be in this new soicieoity. but was one problem i did not think i could contend with the great minds an i was cowardly man. i couldnt speek. i lurked in silencio. but then someone brought up a controversial topic that i was very knowledgeable and informed about. i decided to chime my dumb ass into the conversation. i thought i did good job and spent a lot of time makein a worthwhile, thoughtproveking posts.
i was quickly shut down. by evil modorator
he sent the threatens. tolt me never to return.
was not aware newgroundskeepers were very hostile and offense to newcomers
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